THINGS

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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (THINGS)

PULSECHAIN | 0xABc9bE9E512a742676542a0af06D1ad3216D9864

dead

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dexbackfillPair age: 8 monthsLast seen: 1mo agoDead for 1mo
FlowRisk 70- vol- liq
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Risk view

High risk

Very low liquidity

Health view

Weak market profile

Low liquidity, low volume, or thin transaction flow make this token fragile right now.

Lifecycle

Token is currently marked dead

Latest lifecycle state: dead. Main recorded reason: Published token lost almost all liquidity, volume, and trades.

DeadMay 3, 2026, 12:44 AM
ArchivedJun 2, 2026, 12:54 AM

Risk score

70/100

High risk

This is the current risk snapshot from the latest crawl. Lower is better. It reacts to liquidity, transaction activity, volume, valuation balance, and detected red flags.

Health score

20/100

Weak market profile

Low liquidity, low volume, or thin transaction flow make this token fragile right now. This score uses the latest available liquidity, 24h volume, 24h transactions, token age, and current risk score.

Price

-

Liquidity

-

24h volume

-

24h transactions

1

Last seen

1mo ago

Stale snapshot

Quick verdict

Avoid for now

Risk 70 / Health 20

This token is already marked dead in the latest snapshot. Treat it as a failed or broken setup unless a later recovery is visible.

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Actionable

Simple summary

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (THINGS) is a 229d old token on PULSECHAIN with token address 0xABc9bE9E512a742676542a0af06D1ad3216D9864, risk score 70, and warning status. FreshTokenWatch currently tracks 1 recorded 24h transactions, liquidity around low, and 24h volume near low.

Key concern

The score is high mainly because of Very low liquidity and low liquidity.

Signal

Very low liquidity

Signal

Low 24h trading volume

Signal

No stable on-chain price data

Signal

Very low activity (not dead yet)

Scanner routes

The main internal routes for this token. Each link appears only once to keep the page cleaner.

Exact address: 0xABc9bE...6D9864

Freshness and historical context

Tracked pools

Multiple pools are stored per token. The scanner prefers pools with real trade activity before a token is surfaced.

1 pool tracked

Risk trend

Only one snapshot collected so far.

This is not a live candle chart. It shows how the risk score changed across the most recent stored crawls.

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