Risk view
Watch closely
Low liquidity
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ETHEREUM | 0x34DF29Dd880e9fe2cec0f85f7658B75606fB2870
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Risk view
Low liquidity
Health view
Low liquidity, low volume, or thin transaction flow make this token fragile right now.
Risk score
50/100
Watch closely
This is the current risk snapshot from the latest crawl. Lower is better. It reacts to liquidity, transaction activity, volume, valuation balance, and detected red flags.
Health score
34/100
Weak market profile
Low liquidity, low volume, or thin transaction flow make this token fragile right now. This score uses the latest available liquidity, 24h volume, 24h transactions, token age, and current risk score.
Price
$0.000002
Liquidity
17.31K
24h volume
0.76
24h transactions
1
Last seen
1d ago
Stale snapshot
Quick verdict
High caution
Risk 50 / Health 34The risk profile is weak enough that this should be treated as a suspicious or very fragile token until stronger market signals appear.
Best next action
Open explorer and verify contract behavior
Most important signal
Low liquidity
Use these as the immediate next checks before trusting the token.
Liquidity is thin
Wait for deeper liquidity before trusting price action. Thin pools can move violently and are easier to manipulate.
Trading activity is still weak
Check whether buys, sells, and unique transactions keep building. A token with weak flow can fade quickly after first attention.
Review the flagged risk signals
The crawler already detected low liquidity. Open the explorer and pair page before assuming the setup is clean.
Status already slipped to warning
This token has already weakened from a cleaner state. Compare the trend and current volume before treating dips as opportunity.
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Key concern
The token is not marked dead, but one or more market signals are still weak, so it should be watched rather than trusted.
Signal
Low liquidity
Signal
Low 24h trading volume
Token address
0x34DF29Dd880e9fe2cec0f85f7658B75606fB2870
Token ID
ethereum__0x34df29dd880e9fe2cec0f85f7658b75606fb2870
Status
Pair age
33 months
Source
dexbackfill
Seen
1d ago
Record updated
1d ago
The main internal routes for this token. Each link appears only once to keep the page cleaner.
Latest crawler sighting
1d ago
This is the last time the crawler refreshed the market snapshot for this token.
Record state
Stale snapshot
Published tokens stay visible in the database even when live activity weakens or disappears.
Multiple pools are stored per token. The scanner prefers pools with real trade activity before a token is surfaced.
0x70287106b99346a9058504cFBBe2f9BE4F929636
Liquidity
17.31K
24h volume
0.76
24h txns
1
Last seen
1d ago
Apr 20, 2026, 7:33 PM to May 5, 2026, 9:42 PM (15 recorded snapshots)
This is not a live candle chart. It shows how the risk score changed across the most recent stored crawls.
Green dots mean active, yellow warning, red dead.
Created
Aug 15, 2023, 8:25 PM
Published
Apr 20, 2026, 7:33 PM
FDV
17.23K
FDV / liquidity
1.00x
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Token Address
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Risk Score
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Trading Volume
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Liquidity Pool
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Liquidity Lock
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The tracked NAVYSEAL token address on ETHEREUM is 0x34DF29Dd880e9fe2cec0f85f7658B75606fB2870. FreshTokenWatch shows the exact contract address in the page content so users can verify they are looking at the right token.
NAVYSEAL currently has a FreshTokenWatch risk score of 50/100 and a warning status. That is not an endorsement or a guarantee. It is a live scanner snapshot based on liquidity, volume, activity, valuation balance, and current red flags. The main concern right now is low liquidity
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